{"title":"Accessories","description":"\"No outfit is complete if it is not accessorized. It's right there in the name.\" —\u003cem\u003e Hanziban Lagerfeld, Karl's lesser brother\u003c\/em\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"logo-beanie-2023","title":"Logo Beanie","description":"\u003cp\u003eI sew these! (Chris is writing this.) I designed this classically-styled knitted label, and personally sew it onto this tough-looking beanie using my surprisingly acceptable sewing skills. These hats were a huge surprise hit in 2023 and I've made several dozen more. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eCONSTRUCTION\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% acrylic, 8.5\" wide, 12.5\" tall when uncuffed. My cool label that I made is 2.25\"x 1.5\". \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Official Achewood Art Shop","offers":[{"title":"Navy","offer_id":44068702847224,"sku":"Beanie-NAVY","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown","offer_id":44068702879992,"sku":"Beanie-BROWN","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rust","offer_id":47390905467128,"sku":"Beanie-RUST","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0283\/9471\/7277\/files\/beanie_main.jpg?v=1697435840"},{"product_id":"low-profile-watchman-beanie-2023","title":"Low Profile Watchman Beanie 2023","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ba3737;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThis low-profile beanie fits the same as our other beanie, but doesn't feature the extra volume of fabric at the top, for a more streamlined look.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ba3737;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eI sew these! (Chris is writing this.) I designed this classically-styled knitted label, and personally sew it onto this tough-looking beanie using my extremely new sewing skills. This is why the stitching doesn't look all \"robotic\" but rather \"artisanal\" (if you understand \"artisan\" to be someone who until very recently had to ask for help with the bobbin part of the thing). The labels are on squarely, but the stitching is, get this, \"one of a kind.\" It's more or less like the one in the picture. \u003cstrong\u003eVery limited quantities. Thank you for being on my sewing journey with me.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCONSTRUCTION\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e40% acrylic, 60% cotton, ~9\" wide, ~6\" tall when cuffed. My cool label that I made is 2.25\"x 1.5\". \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Official Achewood Art Shop","offers":[{"title":"Navy","offer_id":44112482992376,"sku":"LOWPROFILE-Beanie2023-NAVY","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal","offer_id":44112483025144,"sku":"LOWPROFILE-Beanie2023-CARDINAL","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0283\/9471\/7277\/files\/watchman_profile_navy.jpg?v=1698601679"},{"product_id":"2026-sticker-set-new","title":"2026 Sticker Set 1","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese six durable vinyl stickers are strong enough to stand up to outdoor applications. The squares are 2.75\", the big rectangle is 3” x 5.5”, the coward rectangle is 3\" x 4.25\". Weatherproof, safe for outdoors. Printed in the USA.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStickers: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKindness Club\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur Every Move Is The New Tradition\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou Call That Fuckin?!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eC.A.R.G.O. S.H.O.R.T.S.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGuess Who Just Got Yelled At\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI Proved Myself A Coward Who Would Desert A Dying Man \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Achewood Holiday Pop-Up","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48910265876728,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0283\/9471\/7277\/files\/stickers_set6.jpg?v=1781313810"},{"product_id":"black-logo-beanie-hand-sewn-tag","title":"Black Logo Beanie, Hand-Sewn Tag","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur latest beanie features a tight, warm weave, a centered woven brand badge, and, well, that's it. It's also black, which is a new garment color we're quite excited about. It's a quality hat and I sew the badge on myself, and I am very proud that I do this. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shop Achewood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67555751624952,"sku":"BEANIE-BLK-26","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0283\/9471\/7277\/files\/beanie_black_mannequin.jpg?v=1790880925"},{"product_id":"teodor-apron-red","title":"Téodor Apron, Red","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's back, after 20 years! The Raconteur of Risotto features prominently on this splatter-resistant, double-pocketed apron. Adjustable neck strap, generous waist ties. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shop Achewood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67555751657720,"sku":"APRON-TEODOR-RED-26","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0283\/9471\/7277\/files\/apron_main.jpg?v=1790880924"},{"product_id":"kindness-club-mug","title":"Kindness Club Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis 11oz ceramic mug is cobalt blue, with a light gold-yellow print that has been professionally applied on both sides, so you can be kind no matter which hand you drink with. Dishwasher safe.  \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shop Achewood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67555751690488,"sku":"MUG-KINDNESS","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0283\/9471\/7277\/files\/mug_kindness.jpg?v=1790880925"},{"product_id":"enamel-pin-philippe-im-proud-to-be-kind","title":"Enamel Pin - Philippe, I'm Proud To Be Kind","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSave $4 by buying the pair!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis beautiful enamel pin is ONLY for people who love to be kind and happy, or those who aspire to be that way. \u003cem\u003eNot for anybody else.\u003c\/em\u003e Pictured here with the Roast Beef pin, sold separately. Size in pics.  \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shop Achewood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67555751723256,"sku":"PIN-PROUDKIND","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0283\/9471\/7277\/files\/pins_front.jpg?v=1790880926"},{"product_id":"enamel-pin-roast-beef-great-outdoor-fight","title":"Enamel Pin - Roast Beef, Great Outdoor Fight","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSave $4 by buying the pair!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis beautiful enamel pin is for the Roast Beef fans who wish to broadcast their affiliation with the most realistically broken badass in comics. Pictured here with the Philippe pin, sold separately. Size in pics.  \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shop Achewood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67555751756024,"sku":"PIN-BEEFGOF","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0283\/9471\/7277\/files\/pins_front.jpg?v=1790880926"},{"product_id":"enamel-pin-pair-philippe-roast-beef","title":"Enamel Pin Pair - Philippe + Roast Beef","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSave $4 by buying the pair! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese satisfyingly heavy, beautifully-printed enamel pins are cheaper when you buy them as a set. Sizes in photos. Secure pin back closure. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shop Achewood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67555751788792,"sku":"PIN-PAIR-26","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0283\/9471\/7277\/files\/pins_front_e8289ca5-8d9a-466d-bf73-ad2d37a41a89.jpg?v=1790882689"},{"product_id":"ray-roast-beef-figurine-set-great-outdoor-fight-numbered-50","title":"Ray \u0026 Roast Beef Figurine Set, Great Outdoor Fight (Numbered \/50)","description":"\u003cp\u003eI worked with Hardcore Chochacho and professional 3D printing designer \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/andrewasink\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eAndrew Sink\u003c\/a\u003e on this FIRST EVER set of collectible Achewood figurines. These first editions are hand-certified (number \/50, series, year, initials) on the backs. See image for relative height. Decorate your collectibles shelf, or let everyone at the office know that you know about some \u003cem\u003esincerely badass things. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI had always assumed an Achewood figurine would be some fat and colorful little 3D thing, but when Andrew showed me these prototypes, \u003cstrong\u003ewhich\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003elook exactly like Achewood always has\u003c\/strong\u003e, I had the old lightning bolt moment. \u003cem\u003eThis was the way. Fuck what is normal.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause these are hand-numbered, please expect them to ship within five days of your order. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shop Achewood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67555751821560,"sku":"FIG-GOF-SET-50","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0283\/9471\/7277\/files\/figurines_duo.jpg?v=1790880926"},{"product_id":"sticker-set-oh-hee-hee-hee","title":"Sticker Set - Oh Hee Hee Hee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis all-new sticker set features weatherproof vinyl pieces between 2.75\" and 5\" wide. Many reader favorites, sourced from our latest poll! \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shop Achewood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67555751854328,"sku":"STICKERS-OHHEE","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0283\/9471\/7277\/files\/stickers_hee_hee_set.jpg?v=1790880925"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0283\/9471\/7277\/collections\/beanie_label_detail.jpg?v=1697429123","url":"https:\/\/shop.achewood.com\/collections\/accessories-1.oembed","provider":"Achewood","version":"1.0","type":"link"}